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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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