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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Ducked
Artemis
Smarter
Guess
Didn

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