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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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