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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Mastermind
Millionaire
Criminal
Twelve
Criminals
Genius

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