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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Around
Centaurs
Right
Mumbled
Tasty
Resting
Neck
Necks
Mulch
Tongue
Centaur
Horse
Nervously

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