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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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