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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Wexford
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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