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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Wexford
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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