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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
May
Teenager
Orion
Wild
Hollies
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Holly
Supposed
Dementia
Please
Hormones
Focus
Professionals
Running
Lady
Young
Fairy
Cheerily

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