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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Please
Hormones
Focus
Professionals
Running
Lady
Young
Fairy
Cheerily
May
Teenager
Orion
Wild
Hollies
Direction
Holly
Supposed
Dementia

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