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As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Away
Dreaming
Dream
Disorder
Also
Thick
Children
Stood
Always
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Dopey
Days
Diagnosed
Child
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Attention
Deficit

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