Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.
Eoin Colfer
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Always
Bits
Dopey
Days
Diagnosed
Child
Mention
Attention
Deficit
Away
Dreaming
Dream
Disorder
Also
Thick
Children
Stood
More quotes by Eoin Colfer
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
Eoin Colfer
Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
Eoin Colfer
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Eoin Colfer
Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?
Eoin Colfer
Good. Illegal is always faster.
Eoin Colfer
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
Eoin Colfer
Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
Eoin Colfer
'Insanity... I like it.
Eoin Colfer
Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
Eoin Colfer
The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
Eoin Colfer
In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Eoin Colfer
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
Eoin Colfer
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
Eoin Colfer
Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
Eoin Colfer
Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
Eoin Colfer
How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
Eoin Colfer
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
Eoin Colfer
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
Eoin Colfer
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Eoin Colfer
