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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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