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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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'Insanity... I like it.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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