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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter he will pay you a decent wage.” “Will he make me bathe?” “No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.” “Ah. One of those.
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