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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Me, Artemis blurted. I'm the nut. Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. I'm the nut! Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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