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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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