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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Temporarily
Unstable
Everyone
Right

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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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