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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Fowl
Metaphorical
Artemis
Lifted
Chest
Chests
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Felt
Allegorical

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