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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Unintelligible
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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