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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Unintelligible
Regularly
Reduce
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People

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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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