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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Regularly
Reduce
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Feels
People
Unintelligible

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