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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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People
Unintelligible
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Reduce

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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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