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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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I don't like lollipops.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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We lost the crickets.
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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