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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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