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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Face
Faces
Understand
Felt
Trying
Aura
Auras
Warmth
Grateful

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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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