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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Felt
Trying
Aura
Auras
Warmth
Grateful
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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