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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Faces
Understand
Felt
Trying
Aura
Auras
Warmth
Grateful
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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