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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Playing
Crouched
Saying
Scum
Dies
Alien
Aliens
Corner
Satan
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Office
Feverishly

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