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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Wexford
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