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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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