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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Something
Plan
Think
Girls
Thinking
Soon
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Boys
Predictable
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Smarter
Girl
Ahead
Experience
Caught

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