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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Artemis
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Gold
Genius
Boys
Power
Fowl

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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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I don't like lollipops.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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