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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Running
Queen
Gullet
Everything
Queens
Ceremonial
Would
Staring
Stares
Wine
Daggers
Already
Poisoned
Dead
Sword
Wife
Rests
Force
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