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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Different
Men
Like
Visionaries
Left
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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