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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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No alcohol, Riley. She nodded at the screen. How are you liking the twenty-first century? Riley burped. The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.
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