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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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'Insanity... I like it.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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