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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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