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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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No alcohol, Riley. She nodded at the screen. How are you liking the twenty-first century? Riley burped. The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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