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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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There’s always time for babbling.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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