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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Fowl
Hurts
Ambition
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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We lost the crickets.
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