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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Back
Right
Fowl
Hurts
Ambition
Hurt

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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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