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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Captains
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