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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Humans
Fowl
Artemis
Dealing
Stay
Back
Human

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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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