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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Dealing
Stay
Back
Human
Humans
Fowl
Artemis

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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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