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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Stay
Back
Human
Humans
Fowl
Artemis
Dealing

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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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I don't like lollipops.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be Who do we hate?, he thought, it really should be whom, but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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