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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Back
Operations
Right
Case
Way
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Unless
Room
Rooms
Steps
Darlin
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Fowl

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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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My bugs don't have bugs.
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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