Quote

I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Rooms
Steps
Darlin
Cases
Fowl
Back
Operations
Right
Case
Way
Step
Unless
Room

More quotes by Eoin Colfer

Image
Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
Eoin Colfer
Image
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
Eoin Colfer
Image
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
Eoin Colfer
Image
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
Eoin Colfer
Image
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
Eoin Colfer
Image
You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
Eoin Colfer
Image
When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
Eoin Colfer
Image
There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity? Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
Eoin Colfer
Image
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
Eoin Colfer
Image
My bugs don't have bugs.
Eoin Colfer