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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Room
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Fowl
Back
Operations
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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