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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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Me, Artemis blurted. I'm the nut. Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. I'm the nut! Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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