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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Understand

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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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