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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Knock
Rather
Fowl
Artemis

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Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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