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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Messy
Thousand
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Years

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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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