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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Messy
Thousand
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
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