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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Messy
Thousand
Though
Around
Years

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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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