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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Tradition
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Victor
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Scientists
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