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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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