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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
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Fun
Issues
Books
Five
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Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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