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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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Of course I saved you, she said. I couldn't do without you. And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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